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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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Darius Reynaud is an American former professional football player who was a running back and return specialist in the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the West Virginia Mountaineers and was signed by the Minnesota Vikings as an undrafted free agent in 2008.
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