{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
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Cayla Marie Barnes is an American ice hockey player for the Montreal Victoire of the Professional Women's Hockey League (PWHL) and the United States women's national ice hockey team. She was drafted fifth overall by Montreal in the 2024 PWHL draft. She played college ice hockey at Boston College and Ohio State.
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{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
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The 2010–11 Serie A season was the 77th season of the Serie A, the top level of ice hockey in Italy. Nine teams participated in the league, and Asiago Hockey won the championship by defeating HC Pustertal in the final.
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