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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

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{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}

{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

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