{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
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